"I found this on the internet."

"All the decisions are bad ones."

"I'm nearing the end."

"Maybe that Armadillo was just talking shit."

"What do Dennis Rodman's eyes look like?"

"Are they giving you the poison and the cure?"

"I don't need the money."

"I'm worried about me."

"Did I do my best to find meaning?"

"You don't look like you're going to work today."

"It's a nothing burger."

"Is this what a club feels like?"

"I've been micro charging."

"Aye perfecto."

"This is a true story."

"They don't look as dead as they usually do."

"Did everyone forget it's Wednesday?."

"My father's feet are yellow too."

"I'm going to be the friend that tells you the truth."